A brief public service announcement, which the public will not be interested in and in fact does service to no one:

( rant )

Okay, so I was admittedly cranky last night/this morning. But not without cause. I was trying to take a nap this afternoon, to make up for all the lost sleep, and my roommate comes in, not once, not twice, but three times and wakes me with door-slamming, machine-beeping and talking on her phone for ten minutes. The last one caused words. They were ( Read more... )

I think I want to kill my roommate. Talk me down, guys. I CAN'T TAKE THE SNORING ANYMORE. It's 3:42 in the fucking morning. Much like Miss Adair, I need my beauty sleep. At least I'm not dreaming about having my face set on fire? D ( Read more... )

To preface this story: I'm 100% fine, the knives missed me completely, I escaped without a scratch. And no, this story doesn't take place in a dark alley.

( unnecessarily long story is unnecessarily long )

It's 12:15 here. In the morning. My roommate has decided that this would be the optimal time to invite a friend over and watch gameshows. REALLY LOUDLY. I should have just not told her how to turn the cable box on. 'Cause it's not that difficult, but what with my fantastic technical skills, you have to push some pretty obscure buttons. Should've ( Read more... )

NATHAN FILLION.

( now that I've got your attention... )